LOOK AT THIS THING I GOT AT GOODWILL
IT DISPENSES COTTON BALLS FROM ITS BUTT
Gucci fall 2014 makeup
Whoa this girl is really freaking pretty. Stop.
When reading an article about ways to detect breast cancer early, or walking by a soup kitchen, or watching a special on tv about drug addiction, it reminds me: We’re all just trying to keep each other alive.
Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.
YOU’VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME.
if ever you need someone to talk to, someone to give you advice, someone to ask how your day was, send me a message. seriously.
*a fortune cookie once told me i should charge for my great advice. i’m taking it a little bit seriously, minus the charging part. my next fortune cookie said “a healthy body will benefit you forever,” so maybe i should stop buying chinese food. but anyway*