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mydrunkkitchen:

Just got this text from @MirandaSingsOfficial … D: …

Much funny

mydrunkkitchen:

Just got this text from @MirandaSingsOfficial … D: …

Much funny

thankyouthankyouthankyou:

humansofnewyork:

“Some aches and pains, but I’m enjoying being eighty. It’s not nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be. I underestimated the pleasures of an unstructured life.”

poetry.

thankyouthankyouthankyou:

humansofnewyork:

“Some aches and pains, but I’m enjoying being eighty. It’s not nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be. I underestimated the pleasures of an unstructured life.”

poetry.

✏️I miss creative writing.✏️

And yes, I did just discover how to unlock the emoji keyboard on my iPhone because I am from the ’90s and do not understand these things …

💩💩💩

Do you ever feel as if you have to start over on making friends bc you have changed so much since the ol’ days and all of your friendships from that time period were emotionally abusive but yet you don’t have time to make friends because work drains you so much that you just want to go home and be lame at the end of the day? Foreveralone

Moo cow don’t bother meee

Moo cow don’t bother meee

Working is like running a marathon.

Every day.

So many ideas, so little energy.

Every day I’m sufferin’
humansofnewyork:

"Do you know what you want to be when you grow up?""A person."

humansofnewyork:

"Do you know what you want to be when you grow up?"
"A person."

there’s one thing i know to be true:

no one will ever hate me more

than i hate myself.

lizclimo:

man, that lizard is nice.

lizclimo:

man, that lizard is nice.